urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nudistninja nudistninja nudistninja 2005-01-01T14:20:50Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nudistninja:683 2005-01-01T14:20:50Z 2005-01-01T14:20:50Z i lose at sleeping. so i read.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>12 Reasons why gay marriages should be illegal...</b><br /><br /><br />1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.<br /><br />2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples <br />and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.<br /><br />3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise <br />straight children.<br /><br />4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney<br /> Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.<br /><br />5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women <br />are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.<br /><br />6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected <br />legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.<br /><br />7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one <br />religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.<br /><br />8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall <br />people will make you tall.<br /><br />9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even<br /> wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.<br /><br />10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single<br /> parents are forbidden to raise children.<br /><br />11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for<br /> a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things <br />like cars or a longer lifespan.<br /><br />12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better,<br /> because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-<br />Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.<br /><br /><br />yeah.. maybe i'll sleep soon. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nudistninja:348 2004-07-17T18:50:27Z 2004-07-17T18:50:27Z When I made this I thought that I might occasionally have something close to a journal entry. After sitting here and trying to write just this.. there's no way in hell. Unless something drastic changes in my writing ability this will just be a way for me to comment non-anonymously.