i think i'll be okay making an entry a year,

Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:20:50 GMT

i lose at sleeping. so i read.

12 Reasons why gay marriages should be illegal...

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples
and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise
straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney
Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women
are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected
legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one
religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall
people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even
wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single
parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for
a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things
like cars or a longer lifespan.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better,
because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-
Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

yeah.. maybe i'll sleep soon.

Sat, 17 Jul 2004 18:50:27 GMT

When I made this I thought that I might occasionally have something close to a journal entry. After sitting here and trying to write just this.. there's no way in hell. Unless something drastic changes in my writing ability this will just be a way for me to comment non-anonymously.

Nudist Ninja

i think i'll be okay making an entry a year,